I style my blog as "Thoughts and Comments on things Malaysian". But things Malaysians were too depressing to blog about these last few weeks - road accident deaths, murder of a young lady, massive land slide, spat between Minister and ACA Director, proposed changes to EPF……….
But then I remember there's the Other Malaysia (to borrow a phrase from Farish Noor) - the one with all the quirks and idiosyncrasies. So here I am blogging again, in a lighter vein, on things pleasantly Malaysian culled from my weekend reading.
What's in a name?
The Bard answered, "Nothing". He continued that a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet. Ah, he definitely has not been to our shores.
In Malaysia, where you not only have to contend with different languages but also different dialects within the same language group, names are a big thing. A slip in selecting one can be disastrous.
Rachael Philip writing in NST Nuance(By any other name)gave this example, "Kunji and Kunju, popular terms of endearment meaning “little one” in Malayalam, meanwhile take on a completely different connotation, one that is phallic, in Tamil." And if that was bad, just consider the plight of the Hokkien lad going by the name "Lim Boh Kok". He will be forever explaining that Kunji or Kunju's little one is very much present and was never absent in him.
No laughing matter, this name thing. According to Rachael, "the Buddhist Missionary Society of Malaysia and the Malaysia Hindu Sangam finally have also decided, in 1998, to hand over to the NRD their lists of names which are deemed “undesirable”.
Parents nowadays take more care in naming their children. They involved themselves in the whole spectrum of considerations. From meanings, to phonetics, to numerology, to current trends and a myriad of other considerations.
But still there are "gems", like the ones a certain Mr. Tan used for his children - Tan Seaway, Tan Highway and Tan Freeway. Quoting Tan Seaway aka Vincent from the Nuance article mentioned above -
“It was my father actually. He thought it was really funny.”
Generally a serious man, his father, Vincent says, in a burst of inspiration, came up with Seaway.
“Then he got carried away and continued with Highway and Freeway. It’s a running joke with him.”
And what if he had more siblings. Vincent had this to say -
"Vincent gleefully adds that if he had more siblings, another brother perhaps could be christened Subway and a sister Noway, at which point he lets out a loud guffaw."
Feng Shui
Or Wind and Water, the ancient Chinese Art of Geomancy, has always been with us Chinese Malaysians. But nowadays, most Malaysians would have, at least, heard about it. Often it creeps into conversations, like "Wah, dat fellow business so good lah. His shop surely got good Feng Shui." or the reverse "Aiyo, since I move into my new apartment really bad luck, man. Feng Shui bad lah."
Believe it or not, Feng Shui can help. But you have to first sort out the true practitioner from the charlatans. These days all sorts of advice are floating around, in the name of Feng Shui, which sometimes border on the ridiculous.
Anecdotes abound, but I particularly like this one. Shareem Amry in her weekly column, Aside relates thus -
"There is, for example, the matter of the dragon seat of power, which is simply the chair that faces a household’s main entrance. Being in the direct path of all the chi that theoretically flows into this door makes this a formidable chair indeed, so one friend spent several sweaty minutes re-arranging her furniture so that one of her chairs would be positioned correctly.
Unfortunately, no one in her family has since been able to claim the chair as their own.
In this house, the dragon seat of power is almost always occupied by the family cat"
Sea Games
And so Malaysia collected only 43 gold medals from the recently concluded Vietnam Sea Games. Way below what we achieved at the 2001 Games when we were host and topped the medals standing. This has always been the trend, the host nation garnering the most medals. And so Vietnam was the "champs" this time around.
One significant thing to note about host countries is their prerogative to include in this multi-sports carnival, traditional games. Vietnam chose Shuttlecock Balancing, Fin Swiming (whatever games they are) and Chess. No prizes for guessing who got the most gold in these three games.
So, despair not Malaysia. We will get our own back when we next host the games and it may be soon as Singapore had decline to host the 2007 games, Philippines having agreed to be host for 2005. Any one want to train for "Beca Racing" or if you are not so physically inclined, what about "Congkak"? To apply read on.
Blogging all this I feel much better.